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GRIME DOESN'T PAYAdd to Cart
By: Kelly MeadowsAdd to Wish List
Script: $8.75
First Performance Royalty: $15.00
   (Performance royalty waived for forensics competition)
Each Additional Performance: $15.00
Limited Video Rights: $15.00
Limited Streaming/Broadcast Rights: $5.00
Extra Streams: $0.05
Type: Ten Minute Monologue
Genres: Comedy, Forensics, Speech and Debate
Themes: Work, Animals & Pets, Conflict
Running Time: 10 minutes
Speaking Cast: 1 either, 1 total cast
Flexibility: gender flexible
ISBN: 978-1-60003-762-7
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Recent Productions:
Sand Creek HS - Colorado Springs, CO
Emmetsburg Community Schools - Emmetsburg, IA
Holy Trinity Catholic School - Des Moines, IA
Vidalia High School - Vidalia, GA
Self - Crivitz, WI
Lopez Middle School - San Antonio, TX
Pelham High School - Pelham, GA
New Salem - Almont High School - New Salem, ND
Wilton Public School - Wilton, ND
Sherrard Middle School - Wheeling, WV
Benton High School - St. Joseph, MO
Ashland High School - Ashland, KS
Riverheads High School - Staunton, VA
Branson Junior High Speech - Branson, MO
K-W Middle School/High School - Kenyon, MN
Bishop Canevin High School - Pittsburgh, PA
Shickley Public Schools - Shickley, NE
Tex Hill Middle School - San Antonio, TX
Riverfield Country Day School - Tulsa, OK
AMY MANDT Watertown-Mayer HS - Watertown, MN
Nolensville HS Forenics Club - Nolensville, TN
Portland High School - Portland, TN
KHS Speech - Killdeer, ND
ISD #2897 - Redwood Falls, MN
Roncalli Catholic High School - Omaha, NE
Franklin Academy Forensic Speech and Debate - Malone, NY
Carrington High School - Carrington, ND
Park View High School - South Hill, VA
Haven High School - Haven, KS
Ponca Public School - Ponca, NE
Kettle Moraine Lutheran High School - Jackson, WI
Cental Receiving -CCISD - Corpus Christi, TX
Elliott Grant Middle School - Corpus Christi, TX
Dunckel Forensics Club - Farmington Hills, MI
Wagner Community School - Wagner, SD
REJO!CE Speech and Debate Club - Noblesville, IN
ISD #4 - McGregor, MN
Clearwater Orchard Public School - Clearwater, NE
Ockerman Middle School - Florence, KY
 
Synopsis
Heroes and villains collide in a tense story about pressure washing Abraham Lincoln’s memorial statue in Washington, DC. As Ron (our hero) starts getting a little too proud, Cyrus (our villain) hatches a plan to stop him – and his pressure washer – in their tracks. Will Ron clean the pigeon poop off the president, or will he buckle… under pressure? A great (and clean) storytelling opportunity!
 

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