| TABLE OF CONTENTS | |
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| FEMALE MONOLOGUES | |
| Birdwoman's Confession . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 9 |
| Canary's Reprise to Blackbirds . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 11 |
| Evil in Training . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 13 |
| Giantess's Book Club . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 15 |
| Goldilocks Defends Herself . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 17 |
| Hansel and Gretel's Stepmother's Lies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 19 |
| Hobo Goldilocks on the Run . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 21 |
| Jill's Explanation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 24 |
| Mother Goose Gambling Explanation . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 26 |
| Queen's Dastardly Deed for Her King . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 28 |
| Sisterly Statue Plea . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 30 |
| Stepmother at Villainslam . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 32 |
| Stepmother's Last Slippers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 34 |
| Stepsister Asks for a Loan . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 36 |
| The Witch's Scissors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 38 |
| Troll Bridge Reach-Out . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 40 |
| Witch Buys Kidnapping Children Plans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 42 |
| Witch's Building Permit . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 44 |
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| MALE MONOLOGUES | |
| Baby Bear's Own Story . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 47 |
| Blackbird Being Baked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 49 |
| Cobbler's Dilemma . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 51 |
| Dracula and the Music Director . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 53 |
| Dracula at the Dentist . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 55 |
| Welcome to the Fairytale Villain Annual Conference! . . . . . . . | 58 |
| Froggie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 61 |
| Grumpy Pleads His Case to Stay Above Ground . . . . . . . . . . . | 63 |
| Hansel and Gretel's Ne'r Do Well Father . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 65 |
| Humpty Dumpty Spy Reveal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 68 |
| I'm Not a Bad… Wolf . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 70 |
| Inept Thieves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 72 |
| The Invisible Man's Lament . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 74 |
| Mice Revenge . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 76 |
| Mid-Stalk Tours . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 78 |
| Mirror Wants Repair . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 80 |
| Nobody Loves an Ogre . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 82 |
| Ogre Seeks a Mate . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 84 |
| Ogre's Dwelling Hunt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 86 |
| Professor Frankenstein . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 88 |
| Rumpelstiltskin Defends His Actions . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 90 |
| The Emperor's Swindlers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 92 |
| The Fox at the Doc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 95 |
| The Frog Prince Begs for Mercy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 97 |
| The Giant in his Support Group . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 99 |
| The Miller and the Magic Policy Committee . . . . . . . . . . . . | 101 |
| The Miller Campaigns to be Mayor of Fairyland . . . . . . . . . . | 103 |
| The Pied Piper Plays . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 105 |
| Troll For Hire . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 107 |
| Werewolf at the UPS Depot . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 109 |
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| EITHER MONOLOGUES | |
| Phantom Transspecies . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 112 |
| Villain Tries to Hold On . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . | 114 |